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Spyro Does A Thing Spyro Does A Thing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ugh, FINALLY, a Spyro parody! Ahh, those were the days, weren't they? Of course, now, they have that stupid Skylanders crap...that doesn't even COMPARE to Spyro!

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Super Duck Hunt Super Duck Hunt

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow. You are definitely a gifted sprite editor. I mean, my God, I was both terrified and amazed with the sprites you made for the Angry Sun at the end! And I felt really bad for the dog getting his ass handed to him. I mean, yes, the dog was an annoyance in Duck Hunt, but he didn't deserve THAT!!!

All in all though, a fantastic movie, and the effort is shown. The custom sprites are amazing, the references and "cameos" are great, and it's just a kick-ass film. Well done, Shane. Well done.

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Sonic & Shadow: Breakdown Sonic & Shadow: Breakdown

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Okay, two songs in this movie I liked but don't know where to find them:

-Drowning Remix (just before Perfect Chaos)
-Lava Reef Zone Steel Drum Remix (end)

Anyone help me there? Also, very well-made for a 2005 animation, and a nice Paper Mario reference toward the end. All-in-all, an excellent Sonic parody.

Recent Game Reviews

Bullet Bill 2 Bullet Bill 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very fun, very challenging, but super-easy if you play as Banzai Bill. Awesome game!

Also, can anyone tell me where to find the song that plays in the desert levels? I know it's a remix of SMB3's Desert Map theme, I just don't know where it comes from...

Boss Bash Boss Bash

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is fucking terrible. NONE of the original boss fights are this bad or hard. This is a fucking joke.

Abobo's Big Adventure Abobo's Big Adventure

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Now, when I first heard of this game, I was excited. As a gamer who grew up with the NES and games like Super Mario Bros, Dr. Mario, and TMNT2: The Arcade Game, I was very happy to see someone make an "ultimate tribute to the NES". After playing this game just now, ALL of my excitement was flushed down the toilet. First of all, I believe that if you're making an "ultimate tribute" to something, you should at least know the names of things you put in. For example, the "weakling" in Level 2 is called a Cheep-Cheep, and "Squidly" is called a Blooper/Bloober. Those can be found RIGHT in the manual for Super Mario Bros. 1. Another example would be "Squigly", whose real name is Trouter. This can be seen RIGHT at the end of Super Mario Bros. 2 during the cast list. I know some people are unaware of these, but I feel that you guys were just too lazy to even research those names. Next up, enemies like the shotgun guy in the first level by the blue conveyor belt are WAY too difficult. I'm not kidding, I lost 3 lives to that a**hole. Granted, a lot of enemies in some NES titles like the TMNT series are difficult and are supposed to take 1 or 2 lives, but this guy was just ridiculous. I was, however, impressed by level 3, the Zelda mockup; terrible level design, no hints or clues as to where I needed to go, shitty music that monotonously loops over and over, and best of all, after spending about a half hour on that one level, I had absolutely no f***ing idea what the hell I was playing anymore! It felt like a real Zelda game!!!

I know you guys have been working on this for years, and if you love it, and if many other people love it, that's absolutely fine. It's not a bad concept in general, it's really not. My biggest problems are based on how this game handles. By calling it an "ultimate NES tribute", you're creating massive shoes to fill, and in my opinion, it probably only comes to be, at best, about halfway full.

To all who are thinking about playing this game, my honest advice would be to either avoid this game at all cost, or just play it for fun. Don't expect to finish the game, because unless you have OUTSTANDING skill, you WILL die constantly and you WILL get aggravated. This is just one of those games to play if there's nothing else to play, and I mean, REALLY, nothing else.

I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm being an ass, but these are my honest opinions about the game, and I'd appreciate it if they were treated as opinions.

Recent Audio Reviews

NSMB Jawnmix NSMB Jawnmix

Rated 4 / 5 stars

There are a few notes every once in a while that sound a tad out-of-place, but aside from that, this is spectacular. Well done.

RR: Bowser Theme -SMB3- RR: Bowser Theme -SMB3-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This version kinda sounds more like the SMRPG version (in the beginning, anyway). But this is still very nice and I like the original spin you put on this song. Almost like it's a new, original song with pieces of the Bowser theme thrown into the mix.

Final Bowser SMW2 (GaMetal) Final Bowser SMW2 (GaMetal)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK, this is amazing! Blood-pumping, head-bopping, fist-pumping awesomeness!

Aside from that, I'm really at a loss for words. This is fucking amazing.

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